Day 9: December 9, 2009
16 more days of glorious facial hair excess left. Today i learned the number one topic of conversation among the bearded. The issue of itchy faces. Maybe the whole stroking a beard appearing pensive is just a cover for the orgasmic pleasure of scratching an itchy face. I haven’t reached that point yet, i am still holding it together. Onward!
Random Facts of the day:
Number of inches whiskers grow per year: 5.5.
Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved: 27.5 feet.
Amount of time an average man spends shaving: 3350 hours.
Number of whiskers on the face of the average man: 30,000.
Day 9: December 9, 2009
16 more days of glorious facial hair excess left. Today i learned the number one topic of conversation among the bearded. The issue of itchy faces. Maybe the whole stroking a beard appearing pensive is just a cover for the orgasmic pleasure of scratching an itchy face. I haven’t reached that point yet, i am still holding it together. Onward!
Random Facts of the day:
Number of inches whiskers grow per year: 5.5.
Length of beard an average man would grow if he never shaved: 27.5 feet.
Amount of time an average man spends shaving: 3350 hours.
Number of whiskers on the face of the average man: 30,000.
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